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implying that one of his relatives may have abused him. "If you had a chance to go back in time right now and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? He actually believes that girls and women are weaker than men and stupider too. ", showing that he might consider Kenny a close friend. When he learns someone has confessed to the crime he, Kyle, Stan and Kenny had committed, thus eliminating the need to kill Kyle who was going to confess himself, Cartman asks Stan (in his usual trademark-pathetic way) if he can still kill Kyle. However, whenever all the boys join forces for a common cause, such as in "Marjorine", "Imaginationland" or "The List", Craig is usually Cartman's right-hand man. Kyle hates him in turn. Butters, Kenny, or Craig usually act as his right-hand man, and recurring members of the groups include Tolkien, Craig, Clyde, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Butters, but most of the time they (with the exception of Butters and sometimes Clyde) seem to realize how mentally imbalanced he is. Focused on her "Emoji Analysis" in "Not Funny", Heidi begins to focus more on her work, rather than Cartman. It is possible that his mom Liane Cartman may have personally taught him the other languages, as was revealed in "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" when she purchased a educational game that helped Cartman to improve his spelling skills. Adult (Rabbi) However, in earlier episodes like "Damien" he is able to beat up Kyle. In "The Ungroundable" at the beginning of the episode, all of the kids are seen playing Call of Duty: World At War. However, in "Funnybot", these assumptions were proven incorrect, as it was shown that he was fluent in German, with him proclaiming Drfen wir der Kind dortgeboten? Property Records in Whitepages background reports may include: Properties owned . Cartman crying because his mother would not buy him an iPad due to expense and his misbehavior. Kenny also chooses to appear to Cartman as opposed to Stan or Kyle in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, although this might be because it was Cartman's fault he died, However he was actually trying to warn and have him tell everyone about Saddam's and Satan's plan for world domination. Antagonistic Roles. The aftermath of Cartman's greatest triumph in "Scott Tenorman Must Die". Who just shot me?! His cat has been on the show since the series began, and his love for cats could have developed from his lack of other family members besides his mother; he has no father or siblings. Jimmy is one of the kids that Cartman have manipulated sometimes, and sometimes becomes his rival in "Craig's Gang". In Stan's house when they were sleeping, he was sleeping next to him. Also in Pee, his ignorance is again displayed when he thinks all the minorities in "his" water park are what the Mayans predicted and by 2012, the apocalypse will be when the whole world is minorities. He also quotes, "Haha charade you are" from Pink Floyd's song, Pigs (Three Different Ones). Clearly the worst crime on this list! But, when Cartman wins a myrrh album and discovers that the Christian companies do not give out platinum albums (Christ did not believe in such things, the albums stem from the gifts of the three wise men; they give out gold, frankincense, and myrrh albums), thus meaning he cannot win the bet, he angrily destroys the myrrh album, showing that he did not care how he just made millions of dollars, he just wanted to beat Kyle in a bet. However, in "200", Cartman brings back Mitch Conner to swindle a group of celebrities, and again proceeds to argue with his hand and disagreeing with it, despite the fact there is no one around him to trick, leading one to believe that Cartman really believes the hand is a person. Pwn'd Despite these traits, Cartman rarely commands respect from his peers. 04/12/2000. Clyde Frog is stabbed and nailed to a tree with the word VENGEANCE underneath. In the episode "AWESOM-O", Butters reveals to the residents of South Park a video of Cartman dressed as Britney Spears, while dancing around a cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake, which he apparently later made out with. He instructs Clyde to travel back in time and kill Kyle, but was intervened by the older Kyle, before getting into a fight. Cartman is upstaged by handicapped children in "Up the Down Steroid", where his elaborate plan to beat the handicapped children in athletics backfires, with him placing dead last in every sport. Maine had the highest population of Cartman families in 1840. He also taunts Cartman for being the real 'ugliest' kid in their class and mocks his neo-Nazism in a deleted scene in the episode "The List". Kitty's being a dildo!" Aliases Although Stan is much more tolerant of Cartman than Kyle is, he often holds Cartman in very high contempt for his unacceptable behaviour. He then taunts Clyde by asking him if he is French, and then says, "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde? In "Cartman Sucks", Cartman seeks to humiliate and degrade Butters by taking a picture of himself with Butters' penis in his mouth. Enraged, Cartman yells in despair, "No, he has a strong heart, he wants to live!!!" However, after being released from prison and after winning the race against the girls, Cartman vows to never take his friends for granted again, much to Tolkien's delight, who starts to warm up to him. Although Cartman was in jail for his "hate crime" on Tolkien, even though it is quite obvious he did not bash Tolkien's head with a rock because he is black, but because he thought Tolkien had insulted him (it was in fact Kyle who did this). Immediately after he takes Heidi into the woods with him at night, and ultimately ditches her in the woods to die, and gets her kidnapped by a witch. This particular prejudice most probably originated from the notorious incident with Scott Tenorman, who had red hair and freckles, although it may also be partially due to the fact that Kyle has red hair and Liane Cartman's presumed prejudice against red haired people. Cartman has also organized several groups of boys when rallying against his enemies, including an online griefer (in "Make Love, Not Warcraft") and the girls on at least 2 occasions: Where he tries to obtain a "future telling device" in "Marjorine", and when he captures a list of what the girls declared the cutest guys in "The List", the boys following Cartman's plans. Shelley is visibly angered by this remark. It contained a compilation of twelve South Park episodes in which Cartman can be seen at his absolute peak. He devises elaborate plans to achieve his goals, sometimes presenting them to his friends using a whiteboard. Occasionally others are allowed to play with him, such as Bebe in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society". In "Dances with Smurfs", Clyde Frog is seen on the chalkboard in Cartman's morning announcements implying that Cartman has fixed him. Cartman also has bigotry towards extraterrestrials and is extremely xenophobic but that is simply because some visitors placed an anal probe into him twice, thus starting his speciesism. In this episode, however, he was diagnosed with tonsillitis and his tonsils had to be removed. Ironically, after having attacked Kyle throughout most of the episode due to his being conceived in New Jersey (as well as being ginger and Jewish), Kyle is the one who saves Cartman from this encounter. In the episode "Go God Go", where Cartman freezes himself so that he would not have to wait three weeks for the Nintendo Wii console to be released, which shows irony in the end; Butters cannot find where Cartman was frozen due to an avalanche, and Eric is thawed out almost 500 years in the future, the people there zap him back to his own time where it turns out that he got sent back three months before the Wii's release. Eventually when he lost the race to Patty, Cartman apologized to him for his behavior - a rare event indeed - and Kenny (most likely) forgave Cartman. In the episode "Prehistoric Ice Man", when Kyle falls into a cavern and asks from the bottom, "Is Cartman there?" In first three seasons, Cartman did not show any racism but it soon developed after the events of "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000". Kyle is often put in the shoes of the protagonist to Eric Cartman's antagonist. It is believed his taunting of her is his way of "pulling pigtails". Cartman is a good strategist, organizer and speaker. The episode "The Damned" ends with Cartman asking Heidi what was at the bottom of a vagina, and she responds by saying "want me to show you? He also weighs 90 pounds, as revealed in "Weight Gain 4000". Throughout the entire episode, Cartman is motivated solely by his desire to put Billy Mays' soul to rest, never once expressing any intention to gain anything from this endeavor in the process. The FBI arrives to arrest Cartman for a hate crime. Cartman is also the only person who seems to take Kenny's deaths seriously. However, this is rapidly tarnished by the episode's end when Kyle discovers his method for producing his burgers. Even then he was released almost immediately after his arrest. Cartman apparently sees scenes of sickening and/or disturbing imagery every time he closes his eyes, but thinks nothing of it. The schemes he has tried include; becoming a part of the Denver "tooth racket"; and stealing Tooth Fairy money from kids, starting a boy band called Fingerbang, and forming his own church and embezzling its collection money These all failed miserably for several reasons. However, his uncanny skill at manipulation, bilingualism, and ability to create elaborate schemes which are often effective imply a high intellect, despite his ignorance. In the episode "The Succubus" it is revealed that Cartman's eyesight is very bad. Throughout the entire run of the South Park series, there have been a few instances where Cartman spoke languages other than English quite well and he does seem to be fluent in Spanish and speaks very good German (for the sake of South Park). Birthday However, Cartman has at times displayed a special dislike for Kenny, often without any reason; most often, he shows contempt for Kenny's family living in poverty. In "I'm a Little Bit Country" he smiles and sings the Dawson's Creek theme while he kills the Official Messenger Boy with a piece of wood then drags the body off-screen, although this happens in what was essentially a fantasy of Cartman's and may, therefore, due to Cartman's inflated ego, not be representative of his actual abilities. I swear, you must have been reading my mind. Still, despite her taking a more firm stance with Cartman, Liane will still often spoil him, due in large to part to pre-emptively avoid his tantrums as seen in "You're Getting Old". In "The List", he made a plan to steal a list the girls made of who the cutest boys in the class were. In "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", he also was shown using a very potent type of mace designed for use on bears. Listed here. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000The CoonTime ChildMing LeeBad IreneThe Rad RussianThe DawgGrand Wizard King Cartmans electrokinesis is gone in the show, most likely removed as a result of Satan making everything "go back to how it used to be" as per Kenny's final request. Cartman seems to be motivated not so much by personal gain as by asserting superiority over others. It has been implied (at least in earlier episodes) that Liane may be responsible for much of Cartman's racism, anti-semitism and homophobia, as he often was to quote disparaging things that he had supposedly heard her say. Uncle StinkyHoward Cartman Also in "Jared Has Aides" while Butters got grounded by his parents, Cartman decided to cover for Butters while Stan and Kyle tried to get 4 million dollars when Butters' parents told him they would call him on the phone every hour. Though Cartman seems to have held him little regard (as evidenced from when he attempted to run away from the prison while Romper-Stomper suffered an injury and stayed behind), he appears to have genuinely appreciated Romper-Stomper's help. South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play! Throughout the series, Cartman shows a special dislike for Craig. Cartman is described in various terms, in short, he is an evil, vicious, angry, self-absorbed, immature, destructive, sarcastic, snooty, loud-mouthed, lazy, and insane child. Half-brother Yeah Cartman did a lot of bad things but his criminal record isn't any worse any of the other South Park kids. This sets an alternate timeline where Cartman becomes a homeless person. Cartman ends up on a date with him, ending in anal sex, which is mistaken by Liane for masturbating. Cartman cries outside of Kenny's hospital room. Also, this is one episode after "Chef goes Nanners", which is when Wendy kissed Cartman, implying that Cartman still likes Wendy. In "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Cartman is shown to be quite nervous over fighting Wendy and is shown going to great lengths to avoid the confrontation. Confused, the horrified doctor hears her shoot herself with a gun over the phone, Looking back at his patient, Cartman says in a cold voice, "I'm not fat, I'm big boned". Their first meeting was in "Scott Tenorman Must Die", in which Scott sold Cartman his pubic hair, convincing Cartman it would signify maturity for him. In the "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" This implies that Cartman cares about Stan's well-being to an extent. In "200" however, Cartman's hand/puppet Mitch Conner reveals that what Cartman was told was a lie and that Liane was not Cartman's father. He uses it with gusto on suspects and people evading capture, as well as on people who probably did not need it. Voiced by Also he is good at Photoshop, (though his art skills are very first grade like) as we can see from "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce", when he is framing Kyle. He was, however, happy when reminded that his father was actually a Denver Bronco. In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, when they were facing certain death, Cartman tried to atone for all the times he called Kyle "A big dumb Jew", telling him "I didn't mean it. If your court offers it, look at electronic records over the internet. Jimmy also sometimes go to Cartman for advice, such as when Cartman helped Jimmy with his love life in "Erection Day". A primary school kid with the adult mind of a raging sociopath, he's the dark heart of the animation. In the episode "Imaginationland", Cartman wins a bet with Kyle which requires Kyle to suck his balls, and goes to various extreme measures throughout the Imaginationland trilogy to make Kyle do so, including going to the Supreme Court and breaking into the Pentagon (twice). During the episode "T.M.I. He has been shown using a dagger when trying to stop Stan and Kyle from destroying the Wall-Mart, and a pair of sai (a Japanese short sword) in "Good Times with Weapons". However, Rob Reiner does appear in a later episode proving he did not actually die. He then made them kidnap all the children in town and hold them in a cage over a pit of lava, but managed to convince them to stop when he was told by Kyle that his case of "Gingervitus" was a prank. His discrimination lead to him becoming a bully on Tolkien Black as he was African American. Bewildered, Kyle replies that he is indeed a Jew, and Cartman tells him not to be so hard on himself (implying that Jew was an insult rather than a religion). In "Jared Has Aides", after listening to Butters get beaten by his parents, as Cartman was responsible for it by pretending to be Butters on the phone and insulting them, Cartman says, "If I were older I would totally start jacking off right now", hinting at sexual sadism. In fact, Cartman comforts Shelley when she feels insecure about her appearance and feels that no one likes her. You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then stick it inside her and pee". He was angered by this and his anger worsened when Kyle laughed - out of irony, disbelief and thrill that something so horrible has happened to his worst enemy. He used it to "persuade" Kyle into giving him his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow." The other boys, however, do show interest in them, except Stan, who was too depressed at the time because Wendy Testaburger broke up with him. Despite this, Cartman may still have a sexual attraction to Wendy seen in Cartman's inaccurate flashbacks and imaginations in "Fishsticks": when Cartman "killed a dragon" and "saved South Park from the Jew-Bots" as Wendy showers him in praise as he basks in it. After several unsuccessful attempts by the optician to cure them, including a pupil dilation that resulted in him walking into several walls and a botched laser eye surgery that ended up with Cartman having to wear bandages over his eyes for three days, he managed to get a transplant from a "donor" who's head he had preserved in ice - the donor being Kenny, who Cartman says had perfect sight. When too close to liberals, he suffers what could be called an allergic reaction. In addition to taking regular jabs at racial, ethnic and religious minorities, as well as people of lower income like Kenny, Cartman is also prejudicial against red-haired, light skinned and freckled people, which means that he is anti ginger. In "Cow Days", he receives a concussion that makes him think he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li, who frequently says "fucky sucky, five dolla" (a reference to Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket), to passing male carnival goers. He has a preoccupation with becoming mature, or at least more so than his friends, which frequently ends in him doing something that is anything but mature. Ever since "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", Clyde seems to show great respect for Cartman, since he went through everyone calling him a fat ass. Cartman uncapped in "How to Eat with Your Butt". When Wendy kissed him at the presentation to get her emotions out of her system, he was pleased and facially bragged to Stan about it. He however has never fired it, and only uses it to threaten people. In "Pandemic", the boys decided to start their own Peruvian band to earn some spending money. 01:15. Because of Cartman's selfish personality, his friendship with Kenny is not as obvious as Stan and Kyle's, and it sometimes looks fake, but it is clearly existent. The most Cartman families were found in United Kingdom in 1891. In "Tweek vs. Craig", Cartman trained Craig in sumo wrestling. Cartman also wanted to have a slumber party in his house. He then tells Stan and Kyle that he got some of it from a man named Ralph in an alley, who told him to "close his eyes and suck it out of a hose". His sexism also made him turn his own mom into a personal slave who spoils Eric with anything he wanted, however, she started to resist him in "Tsst". Cartman would later claim it was just a prank on Kyle and the others. Theft/Obstruction of Criminal Investigation Armed Robbery Violation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weapon Arson Graverobbing Hate crime Kidnapping and false imprisonment Unlicensed Surgery Terrorism War Crimes Medical Terrorism Violation and Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug Act Piracy Breaking and Entering Credit Fraud and . Later in the episode it is revealed, during the process of painfully crapping it out, that the treasure is fake and used for photographs for tourists at the caves. Vandalism / Destruction of Property - Awesom-o, The Death of Eric Cartman, Toilet Paper, The Ring, Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow. After being told by Kyle and Stan that being photographed that way is humiliating him rather than Butters (in other words, being photographed in such a way makes him gay), Cartman then seeks out Butters to make him put his penis in Butters' mouth, but this fails, as the both of them are caught by Butters' father. Cartman and Kyle then found out, along with Mr. Johnson, that the actual cure for AIDS was heavy doses of cash, the point being the solution to any problem is to throw lots and lots of cold-hard cash at it. Cartman frequently bursts into song spontaneously, sometimes with melodies and topical lyrics of his own devising, although his musical talent is questionable. Gender In "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut", Kenny and Cartman are alone in the scene, and Cartman blurts out "I hate you, Kenny" out of nowhere. Cartman also displays a lack of knowledge about sex, despite the fact that his mom is frequently having sexual relations with other people in South Park; when Kyle says that Ike is too young to understand sex in the episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", Cartman replies, "What's there to understand? Cartman usually gets whatever he wants simply by whining in his signature style. Cartman and Kyle have both since recovered from the disease. Cartman's lack of knowledge is also displayed in the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda", when he tells Mr. Garrison that sexual harassment is "trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind." He was even willing to sacrifice himself to save Jimmy in "Fishsticks". In "Douche and a Danish", they both work together to help Denmark put an end to internet trolling. To manage Cartman's behavioral issues, she hires Cesar Millan. At the end of Season Twenty, in "The End of Serialization as We Know It", Heidi and Eric stay together, although Eric is disappointed in her. In "Cartoon Wars Part II", Cartman used it to threaten the president of FOX, however he realizes soon that he forgot to load it, causing him to throw it to the ground in frustration. Although when the satellite retreats back into his rectum, he experiences severe pain. Prototype Cartman then steals the bodies and makes them into chili which he promptly feeds to Scott. In "Cancelled", Cartman once again finds himself the victim of getting an anal probe from aliens. Cartman's admiration for Hitler is further emphasized in "The Entity", after being offered $40 by Kyle not to tease Kyle's cousin, Kyle Schwartz. He seems to have some liberal beliefs, he never openly states that he is a Republican but does say that Democrats piss him off, although he does not need to have any objection to them protesting in "I'm a Little Bit Country". Cartman tells her that he does not think she is ugly, which makes Shelley feel better. Trey suddenly blurted out, "Cartman! Cartman's games with these toys can demonstrate his vindictive and cruel nature; one of his games, as seen in aforementioned episode, is "Lambs", in which Cartman reenacts scenes from "The Silence of the Lambs" with his dolls, such as placing a doll in a pit in his basement and then voicing the doll begging to be released while the doll holding it prisoner threatens the pit-bound doll. According to the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they thought it would be impossible to put a character like Archie Bunker on late-20th century television. He also frequently insults her in her presence, which she accepts without question. It's Me, Jesus", when Stan appears to be the only boy who has not gotten their period, Cartman reassures him that he will get it one day. [2], Contrary to popular belief that Cartman's name was derived from German war-pilot Erich Hartmann (which would reflect his love of Hitler and the Nazis), Cartman's name and personality are based on Matt Karpman, a friend of Matt Stone and Trey Parker. . The two of them often have arguments about morals, like in "Up the Down Steroid", where Cartman decides to pretend to be mentally handicapped so he can win the "Special Olympics". If Cartman has split personalities, then he has, or rather had, at least five; Cartman gave only Clyde Frog a funeral in ", Cartman's fear of being branded as "The Poor Kid" is actually very legitimate, as in ". Cartman is also the only person who seems to realize he dies more than once. He physically abuses others, both through his fists and weapons (such as when he hit Tolkien Black and Pip Pirrip with rocks). Wendy. Hair He plays Baseball, as he is seen hitting a home run and plays catcher on the Baseball team, as seen as one of the three players (Stan, Kyle, and Cartman) hitting a home run in "The Losing Edge". However, Cartman could have liked the fact that Wendy humiliated Stan. In "Freak Strike", Cartman goes on the Maury Povich Show to be a panelist during a discussion on out-of-control kids. It appears that Liane is convinced of her son's goodness and accepts any excuses or stories he makes up, no matter how improbable. He is a racist because he thinks that "minorities" would take over the world someday as revealed in "The China Probrem" and in "Pee". In the episode "Lil' Crime Stoppers", Cartman defends Kyle saying, "Broflovski's a good cop!". I'm not black, all right?!". Butters sees Cartman as his good friend and treats him as so but in later episodes he treats Cartman the same as everybody else. Cartman is shot and killed by someone within the game and he says, "Ah! In "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", Cartman sings, "O Holy Night" (despite several interruptions). In the future timeline set in South Park: Post Covid, Cartman is supposedly converted into Judaism. Kenny does not take part in smashing Eric's electronics in "Skank Hunt". In "Major Boobage", cats are made illegal because Kenny, along with several other kids around the country, begins using male cat musk as a hallucinogenic drug. Granted, there really has not been much focus on this particular talent of Cartman's (since most of the story plots do not focus on it) so there's virtually very little known as to how he learned these other languages so well at such a young age. Do you like it, Scott?". Ironically, despite (or perhaps because of) these qualities, Cartman also seems to be a natural leader, able to utilize overwhelming charisma and rhetoric to gain the obedience of large groups on a moment's notice (as in "The Passion of the Jew"), appearing to be innately aware of how to take advantage of "mob mentality" and direct it toward accomplishing his personal goals, as has been evidenced in countless episodes throughout the series' history.

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