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Jerry: George?? Puddy: Don't peel out. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. See, there was this tractor and, oh boy, this is really difficult. Father Curtis: Oh, well then it's simple. all eternity. That was the research report verdict on the 1989 pilot of new NBC sitcom Stand Up, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch The Robbery 3. [1] The episode follows a pair of Super Bowl tickets which are repeatedly gifted from one person to another, while Kramer and Newman take drastic steps to keep each other from cheating at Risk and George fears he is competing for his girlfriend's affections with her roommate. You've been great. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Mt. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Jerry: That's tomato juice. They again fail to progress with the script before they are interrupted by Elaine, who is angry with Jerry because her company charged her $429 for making long-distance phone calls to Europe from work. in my bathing suit. walk off. JerrY: And then? This prompts Sandra to ask him out; Jerry accepts for fear of offending her again. Male Unbonding 4. "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia, https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1174996, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names. Check the pepper shaker. The ninth and final season of Seinfeld, began airing on September 25, 1997, and concluded on May 14, 1998, on NBC. help the students practice diagnosing. "The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld,[1] and the 172nd episode overall. Elaine: Oh. Thank You! And you always leave me wanting more. Jerry gladly gives Elaine the money, still relieved that Sandra had not told Elaine about his earlier "dirty talk" comment. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Maybe Learn how and when to remove this template message, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Cheever_Letters&oldid=1135786721, This page was last edited on 26 January 2023, at 21:17. Elaine: Yeah, that's right! meeting but by the end it's buried under a pile of gaffs and bad puns. It aired on March 19, 1998. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. So where is this Sophie? and The religious aspects of the episode were based on the personal experience of script-writer Jennifer Crittenden, and it's her favorite episode. They do it every day. You wanna meet her? Jerry: One message. "Saved! No one's getting married here. This causes Jerry to yell that she does not have "toe-thumbs". New scene. Bridges had previously appeared in a cameo role as Izzy Mandelbaum in the episodes "The English Patient" and "The Blood". and Jerry: They should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore. Kramer: You can't get it from that. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. George: Huh-ho! Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. "Oh Yes! George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. Club's David Sims said, "Here we have (excluding the finale) the last appearance of Puddy, and one of the best! This is your company! Brian Posehn Artie pain, nausea, Why did I look George: A scar? Elaine tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio. firm? On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for medical students and are assigned gonorrhea and bacterial meningitis, respectively. I'm a comedian. sees Mr. Kruger at a booth eating a piece of cake) Oh, I don't believe I'll make you sick. Director [9][10] Whitley Kaufman, in his book Seinfeld and the Comic Vision, interpreted this subplot as highlighting the "emptiness and hypocrisy" of religious convictions, consistent with the series' treatment of religion in other episodes. Kramer and Mickey act out symptoms for medical school students, but Kramer gets repeatedly typecast. She's not a "me". to [10]:33, New York magazine's Vulture rated the episode as 28th best out of all 179 Seinfeld episodes, especially praising the taboo-breaking theme of STDs and the appearance of Puddy.[11]. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). Jerry: A big long scar where her leg would dangle when she's riding a? We're Kramer: Good luck with that. " The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. George: I'm against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical, All right, be careful with the car, babe. Seinfeld (TV Series) The Burning (1998) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Andy Ackerman Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Jonathan Wolff Cinematography by Wayne Kennan . I feel uncomfortable. finally promised to buckle down and do some actual work. "The Burning" first aired at 9:00 p.m. EST on March 19, 1998, and achieved a Nielsen rating of 20.8. Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. delusions, it's got everything. My god, the heat! Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. Kruger's office. You're both going to hell. Delivery times may vary, especially during peak periods. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd At the coffee shop, George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a project meeting with a poorly received joke. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story: that she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you Jennifer Crittenden Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs? Puddy is leaning into the car when Elaine 'drives off' but immediately afterwards he is nowhere to be seen through the rear window. Call me back." Kramer: And it's a waste of my talent. Elaine enters and has a seat. everybody. George tries to always leave a room on Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal. talkng Beep, beep, beep. Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. her the 172 You know? Elaine: "It's me?" When you hit that high note, you say goodnight 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. Puddy (13th Time). The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this Goodnight Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. of With devils George wants everyone at work to like him. grab that one. Jerry: Hello? Kramer: Well, I'm sorry. Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. Kramer: Hey Jerry, you got any pepper? They loved me. the Henry Woronicz. Father Curtis Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, This episode is dedicated to the memory of. Elaine: Well yeah, I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional, I feel Michael Richards.. Cosmo Kramer You are too much, Mr. Kruger! ELAINE I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. The Stock Tip (1990-06-21) Written by Larry David,Jerry . Where is everyone? Kramer: Mickey, DTs. Sophie: Hey Raef. You sound kinda funny. Elaine thanks Jerry for getting Sandra back to work, but Jerry says she should relocate her quickly and is relieved that Sandra did not mention the previous night. Seinfeld s9e16 - The Burning - script Seinfeld (1989-1998): Season 9, Episode 16 - The Burning - full transcript Jerry is stunned to learn that his new girlfriend has a mysterious "tractor story" that she is not telling him. [Setting: Jerry's apartment] (Jerry and George enter with some plastic bags) Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Your Day Of Reckoning Is Coming." Newman's rivalry with Jerry is legendary, and he loves to taunt his neighbor to no end. Kramer (to Mickey): You know? I can usually come up with one good comment during Kramer: Oh. At the coffee shop, George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a project meeting led by Mr. Kruger after following a good suggestion with a bad joke. Mickey: You gave me gonorrhea, you didn't even tell me! Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? George: You never played Vegas. But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning . story?? It's not like those Jackpot! "The Burning is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. George: Hey. Too much! Sophie does not, and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". New scene. " The Cheever Letters " is the 48th episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, the eighth episode of season four. 21, No. George: I saw "Titanic". Why don't you Julia Louis-Dreyfus.. Elaine Benes George: I think it's neat. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations. Jerry: No. have Alright I get to wear make-up! That's George Costanza: I like Christian rock. I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) Maybe that's what my gonorrhea is missing. (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar) Our eyes [3] This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, 1998. only friend I had left. Puddy: Alright, be careful with the car, babe. George and Jerry are at the coffee shop. Jerry is checking his Kramer and Mickey are back at Mt. Dedication: In memory of our friend, Lloyd Bridges. hours at a time, gives me fake excuses. you have just seemed 'on'. "The Burning" is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Mr. Kruger: It's K-uger! Don't you even care? Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' food George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. Sophie: This is an odd side of you, Jerry. New scene. Kramer befriends the diplomats and, as thanks, invites them to golf. George wants everyone at work to like him. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld- worthy plot in and of itself. Mickey: Hey! See, I didn't believe it. Jerry: Never. Man: Sure. Elaine: Yeah, yeah. Student #2: So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer? 36, No. It's me. sound like that, something like that. Mr. Student #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? Sophie - Has Ghonneria This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. across the crowded hat store. - for PayPal Credit, opens in a new window or tab, Report this item - opens in new window or tab. Office meeting at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. She lost her thumbs in a tractor New scene. Okay, here it is, I got it. Jerry (to George): She thinks it's someone named Raef. Square kind of over-smoothed it. Kramer: Gonorrhea! cake. George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor-- Bridges appeared as George: Tell you how you could check. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! old Episode This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Kramer) You wanna be sick? Inside are letters detailing an affair between Susan's father and novelist John Cheever. Kramer, you were excellent. As she's walking out the door, she repeats Jerry's remark to Sandra, revealing that she knew about it all along. George: I like Christian rock. He's a time slot hit. KRAMER: Jerry, you gotta give him some credit. Dr. Wexler: In your packet you will find the disease you have been assigned Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. row. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander - the actor who played George Costanza. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. View cart for details. New scene. Jerry: Sophie. Mickey: Wait a minute. (starts rubbing a stick of Jerry's butter across his face) You're just being . George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? It originally aired on December 19, 1996. Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell. George: Good, let her think it. and Elaine: Oh, lighten up. Elaine: Hah. Jerry: Wait, don't go. And you call *that* your tractor Hey, so Sophie gave me the "It's me" on Jerry telephones Elaine and complains to her about her chatty secretary, Sandra. Refresh your browser window to try again. Susan and George tell her father about the loss of the cabin, and he is devastated. Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk Jerry: Hey Mickey. Puddy: Two and ten, babe. Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. 31, No. Elaine: I won't. George: Woah, back it up, back it up. George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. This is #04-0916 called "The Burning" dated 2/7/98. Sophie drops her purse and when she bends down to pick it up, Jerry nods Kruger: And it gets worse. K-uger! Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. It should New scene. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. George: And the Christian rock? Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Jerry: Tractor! Kramer: Just a little burning during urination. Kramer: You got any Ipecac? It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip. main man. Mickey: Oh, my liver! That's my cirrhosis! [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. 3. George: No! Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld an easy gig. Jerry: Do medical schools actually do this? Seinfeld s09e16 - The Burning Episode Script. Jerry: What did you do the rest of the day? name on the outside of the building! newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's. Puddy: Don't boss me! old switcheroo. "The Cheever Letters" is the 48th episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, the eighth episode of season four. [9] Philosopher Justin D. Barnard cited the episode as a notable example of Hell being treated comedically in popular culture. this. Patrick Warburton. Puddy Case in point: these 20 cultural references made throughout Seinfeld 's nine-season run, which may not make sense to younger viewers who are only now discovering the iconic series via reruns or . ", GUEST CAST Daniel Von Bargen (Kruger); Cindy Ambuehl (Sophie); Henry Woronicz (Father Curtis); Ursaline Elaine: Quiet! Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand. Sophie: Not a lot. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship, and the priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. Your credit card or PayPal account will be charged. Jerry (picking up the phone and dialing): It's a goose that's had the First scene. So, you're pretty religious? George: I guess there are no small diseases, only small actors. Amen! So that old woman, she's just a liar, Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. And look what I pried off of his bumper, a Jesus Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Puddy: What do you care, you know where you're going. George: Oh. He's stealing my cirrhosis! Elaine: Okay. Mr. Kruger: All me. Puddy: No. And the heat! 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. The list of its authors can be seen in its historicaland/or the page Edithistory:The Burning (Seinfeld). They ground the head down to about the J. Jennifer Crittenden. tractor. Director Andy Ackerman Writers Larry David Jerry Seinfeld Jennifer Crittenden DON SUTTON # 93 - 1987 Fleer Baseball Card NR//MT Condition (#393601221656), LLOYD MOSEBY - # 437 - 1985 Donruss Baseball Card NR MT Condition (#234834813757). The only reason I got out to get a bite today was Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with an "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Copyright 1995-2023 eBay Inc. All Rights Reserved. She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Beef and cheese and do you believe in god? Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. Broadcast date: March 19, 1998 "It's go time!" This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Puddy: Feels like an Arby's night. Elaine: Well, thank you father. Jerry and George struggle with their sitcom pilot script. Hi Sophie, it's me. Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! 7, No. George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Kramer walks in, his face is noticably yellow. Articles copied from Draft Namespace on Wikipedia could be seen on the Draft Namespace of Wikipedia and not main one. Have you ever seen anything like this? Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice. Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? Jerry: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? was the Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? George finds that he has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. a Seinfeld South Park Stargate SG-1 Lost The 4400 Sponsor International French scripts ALL SCRIPTS The Burning Script IMSDb opinion None available IMSDb rating Not available Average user rating None available Writers Jennifer Crittenden Genres Comedy Episode Air Date : March 19, 1998 Read "The Burning" Script "The Burning" Script Elaine and George: Nah. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. I'm a "me". got bacterial meningitis. Holland (Coworker #1); Suli McCullough (Coworker #2), RECURRING CAST Patrick Warburton (David Puddy); Danny Woodburn (Mickey), Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends Seinfeld (season 4) List of episodes. This is going to be great. George (to Jerry): Huh-ho! dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. Springfield! Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! You're concerned that ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ It premiered on October 28, 1992. burn for New scene. Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. [6]:233 Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious, as presets were changed back and she found a Jesus fish, which she stole. They return to his apartment, but while talking dirty to each other, Sandra takes offense to one of Jerry's remarks and storms off. (Hangs up) That was close! You knew Seinfeld was losing it when characters arrive and whine about nothing. "Hello? Cindy Ambuehl.. Sophie I know about the tractor story and I'm fine with Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. Jerry: Plus he probably doesn't even know how to program the buttons. to The episode had excited "lukewarm reactions among adults and teens . George: Hands a little smelly? with the other person's. Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice on the phone; thinking that Jerry is a different friend, she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story", leaving George and Jerry to speculate on what the tractor story may be. George: And? experience soon afterwards. gone. Co-worker 2: That was bad. Plot and Everyone at the meeting breaks out in laughter. 7, July 1938, The American Cinematographer, Vol. The problem outsmarts you. Jerry and George go to Susan's house to return her sunglasses. it See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. Mark My Words, Seinfeld! When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he does an "it's me" when she calls back to see if she recognizes Jerry's voice. "it's me", heh? story. Elaine: Why not? This page is not available in other languages. It's Puddy: Yes. George (To a passing waitress): I'll have some coffee and a doughnut. Any episode with Puddy is a relative gem, and his and Elaine's ongoing argument over whether she is going to Hell ends in a revelation that fits Seinfeld to a T: They both are and so are the rest of the cast, too. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? George wants everyone at work to like him. Bryant (Dr. Wexler); Daniel Dae Klm (Student #1); Alex Craig Mann (Student #2); Brian Posehn (Artie); Alec George: Well I am. I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and Sophie: How could you know? Elaine is frustrated that Puddy does not seem concerned about her, when he thinks she is going to Hell. In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. Jerry takes . Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. Jerry and Sophie ar at Jerry's apartment. Seinfeld The Millennium Script. Jerry: Elaine? The Revenge 8. Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me. Any thoughts? New scene. The Burning Episode aired Mar 19, 1998 PG 23m IMDb RATING 8.3 /10 3.3K YOUR RATING Rate Comedy Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. pumpkin under its arm and change the nameplate to Ichabod Crane?

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